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#mermay #pregjiseason
Now, stay with me on this.
I'm thinking that WWX is a marine biologist who meets Merji while studying some type of warm-water zooplankton.
Obviously they fall in love, because they are weird and the cross-species thing is not an issue for them!
Now, stay with me on this.
I'm thinking that WWX is a marine biologist who meets Merji while studying some type of warm-water zooplankton.
Obviously they fall in love, because they are weird and the cross-species thing is not an issue for them!
After some careful investigation of Merji's body (😏) WWX determines that his new boyfriend qualifies as a mammal!
This is all very interesting as a scientist, and he takes lots of notes. Now, he won't ever publish anything about mer-creatures, obviously!
This is all very interesting as a scientist, and he takes lots of notes. Now, he won't ever publish anything about mer-creatures, obviously!
Because then Lan Zhan might end up in an aquarium tank somewhere!!
But WWX is a scientist at heart, so he's very interested in many things: what kind of fish Lan Zhan eats, whether he hunts near the shallows or in deeper water, how often he comes to the surface to breathe, etc.
But WWX is a scientist at heart, so he's very interested in many things: what kind of fish Lan Zhan eats, whether he hunts near the shallows or in deeper water, how often he comes to the surface to breathe, etc.
#PregjiSeason
Let's be real: if WWX knocked LWJ up during the Sunshot arc, LQR would have flipped out. We know this.
But I also think he would've gone from 'WWX is a horrible soulless demon!!' to 'WWX is not COMPLETELY irredeemable, actually' in like 0.2 seconds.
Let's be real: if WWX knocked LWJ up during the Sunshot arc, LQR would have flipped out. We know this.
But I also think he would've gone from 'WWX is a horrible soulless demon!!' to 'WWX is not COMPLETELY irredeemable, actually' in like 0.2 seconds.
LQR is outside the birthing chamber while LWJ delivers his baby.
LQR is FUMING. He is thinking up all kind of increasingly horrific punishments to inflict on WWX.
Then LXC comes out with the little bundle and puts it into LQR's arms.
LQR is FUMING. He is thinking up all kind of increasingly horrific punishments to inflict on WWX.
Then LXC comes out with the little bundle and puts it into LQR's arms.
LQR accepts, thinking to himself, 'WWX should be cut into a thousand pieces! He should be drawn and quartered!!'
Then he looks down.
Baby: *coos softly*
Baby: *scrunches its liddol nose*
Baby: *has round, fat cheekies*
Then he looks down.
Baby: *coos softly*
Baby: *scrunches its liddol nose*
Baby: *has round, fat cheekies*
#dadxianweek #pregjiseason
I do think that modern wangxian marry young, and start their family young! I think they have three biokids, two adopted kids, and probably two more unofficial foster kids that they just happened to pick up.
I do think that modern wangxian marry young, and start their family young! I think they have three biokids, two adopted kids, and probably two more unofficial foster kids that they just happened to pick up.
(Hey, their teenage kids have some friends with a lousy home life! What are wangxian supposed to do, NOT adopt those kids? I think NOT.)
Anyway. They're very happy and have a nice overflowing house.
And then. The day comes when their youngest finally moves out. 🥲
Anyway. They're very happy and have a nice overflowing house.
And then. The day comes when their youngest finally moves out. 🥲
Spoiler alert: wangxian absolutely cannot cope as empty-nesters.
Everyone who knows they started a family young is like, "Oh, how nice for you two! You're only 42 and you've already got the house to yourselves! You can travel and have fun and be carefree!"
Everyone who knows they started a family young is like, "Oh, how nice for you two! You're only 42 and you've already got the house to yourselves! You can travel and have fun and be carefree!"
#PregjiSeason
The room is dark when he wakes up, the glow of the streetlights outside faint on the floor.
It's the click of the front door that woke him. Right. He fell asleep on the sofa, waiting for his husband to return.
The room is dark when he wakes up, the glow of the streetlights outside faint on the floor.
It's the click of the front door that woke him. Right. He fell asleep on the sofa, waiting for his husband to return.
Lan Zhan closes his eyes and listens to Wei Ying. The rustle of his coat, quietly stepping out of his shoes.
Wei Yings steps are nearly silent as he comes closer. A quiet hum, a hand on Lan Zhans shoulder. Tracing down to lightly touch his rounded belly, a soft hello.
More steps and he can hear Wei Yings breathing, feels him tuck a strand of hair behind Lan Zhans ear.
More steps and he can hear Wei Yings breathing, feels him tuck a strand of hair behind Lan Zhans ear.
Loosely inspired by @/iliaquer and @/raeinthe:
I REALLY LOVE stuff where wangxian are trying to make a baby, which they plan for WWX to carry.
Except, oopsie-doodle, it's actually LWJ who gets knocked up!
I REALLY LOVE stuff where wangxian are trying to make a baby, which they plan for WWX to carry.
Except, oopsie-doodle, it's actually LWJ who gets knocked up!
Should've tagged for #PregjiSeason, sorry!
Anyway. I just think it's Extremely Funny when the Lan physicians have to reveal the shocking news.
Wangxian are dumbstruck!
Anyway. I just think it's Extremely Funny when the Lan physicians have to reveal the shocking news.
Wangxian are dumbstruck!
WWX gets his voice back first.
"OHH NOOO. THAT'S not how the talisman was supposed to work! Lan Zhan, I'm so sorry!"
He's cut off by LQR trying to put him in a chokehold, because HOW DARE YOU USE EXPERIMENTAL TALISMANS ON MY NEPHEW.
"OHH NOOO. THAT'S not how the talisman was supposed to work! Lan Zhan, I'm so sorry!"
He's cut off by LQR trying to put him in a chokehold, because HOW DARE YOU USE EXPERIMENTAL TALISMANS ON MY NEPHEW.
Here’s a #PregjiSeason story about post-canon LWJ trying to give his husband a baby.
In general, he and WWX try not to dwell on what might have been, and he knows that the two of them being here, now, together, IS enough.
In general, he and WWX try not to dwell on what might have been, and he knows that the two of them being here, now, together, IS enough.
He is entirely confident that raising a child together is not essential to their happiness.
WWX has made it abundantly clear to LWJ that the knowledge that A-Yuan survived to adulthood, that he had LWJ as a father figure, was so much more than he could ever have hoped for.
WWX has made it abundantly clear to LWJ that the knowledge that A-Yuan survived to adulthood, that he had LWJ as a father figure, was so much more than he could ever have hoped for.
But LWJ also knows that what WWX allows himself to hope for is always significantly less than what WWX deserves.
#PregjiSeason
I think it would be funny if WWX left CR in the spring to travel and returned when winter came closer just to find CR in absolute quiet chaos and the Chief Cultivator in actual labor
I think it would be funny if WWX left CR in the spring to travel and returned when winter came closer just to find CR in absolute quiet chaos and the Chief Cultivator in actual labor
LWJ did not want to inform him since he always wants Wei Ying to return out of his own volition
And maybe he was a bit petty since their steamy goodbye did not deter Wei Ying from leaving
And maybe he was a bit petty since their steamy goodbye did not deter Wei Ying from leaving
also post CQL
WWX had heard rumors about this, but not one second did he believe them.
Not until he is thrust into a room with a sweating, pacing LWJ who manages to look relieved and pissed at the same time
WWX had heard rumors about this, but not one second did he believe them.
Not until he is thrust into a room with a sweating, pacing LWJ who manages to look relieved and pissed at the same time
#PregjiSeason
I have a sneaky soft-spot for celebrity AUs. So right now, I'm thinking of singer!WWX and songwriter!LWJ who've pulled off the difficult task of keeping their relationship a secret.
Now they're faced with the Herculean task of keeping LWJ's PREGNANCY a secret.
I have a sneaky soft-spot for celebrity AUs. So right now, I'm thinking of singer!WWX and songwriter!LWJ who've pulled off the difficult task of keeping their relationship a secret.
Now they're faced with the Herculean task of keeping LWJ's PREGNANCY a secret.
I feel like it's not as difficult as it might seem, because LWJ sometimes just drops off the map for a year. He completely vanishes into thin air, and then he returns to drop an absolute BANGER of an album.
So he can just evaporate with no warning or explanation.
So he can just evaporate with no warning or explanation.
If he goes MIA, fans are just like, "SICK. That means HGJ is gonna return in 6-12 months with some brand new BOPS."
But it's harder for WWX, who frequently performs in person and often goes on international tours!
But it's harder for WWX, who frequently performs in person and often goes on international tours!
cw mpreg #PregjiSeason
emperor wwx has a harem and no heirs. wq, his advisor, has pointed out he may have to sleep with one of his spouses in order to have heirs but wwx isn't going to do that! he's busy!
emperor wwx has a harem and no heirs. wq, his advisor, has pointed out he may have to sleep with one of his spouses in order to have heirs but wwx isn't going to do that! he's busy!
secretly wwx wants love ok 😭 he did the political thing and got hitched but he wants his first time and all times to be with his soulmate 😭😭
anyway for Reasons he goes undercover (night hunting?? finding traitors and spies? it doesn't really matter) and he meets a handsome gold-eyed cultivator at an inn. he teases the cultivator, and the cultivator HATES him.
#PregjiSeason
Continuing the theme of Pregji-as-Chief-Cultivator, I think it would be lots of fun when LWJ hits the point in pregnancy where he starts getting emotional.
Particularly since WWX and LXC are HELLA protective and can smell Pregji tears from a MILE AWAY.
Continuing the theme of Pregji-as-Chief-Cultivator, I think it would be lots of fun when LWJ hits the point in pregnancy where he starts getting emotional.
Particularly since WWX and LXC are HELLA protective and can smell Pregji tears from a MILE AWAY.
Random sect leader: Your Excellency, I think this proposal for an additional 5% tax for the purpose of building new orphanages is simply too outrageous!
LWJ: *thinks about how WWX and LSZ were both orphaned young*
LWJ: *tears up, lower lip wobbling*
LWJ: *thinks about how WWX and LSZ were both orphaned young*
LWJ: *tears up, lower lip wobbling*
WWX and LXC: *bust through the door like the Kool-Aid man, immediately ready to Fight whoever made LWJ cry*
Random sect leader:
Random sect leader:
Random sect leader: I-I mean, obviously 5% is not enough for proper orphanages. H-how about 10%?
Random sect leader:
Random sect leader:
Random sect leader: I-I mean, obviously 5% is not enough for proper orphanages. H-how about 10%?
Current #PregjiSeason brainworm:
WWX is filling in at his sister's catering company. He's packaging up some food one day when a gorgeous pregnant dude walks in, basically grabs the cashier by the collar, and says, "I will pay you $100 if you let me go into your walk-in freezer."
WWX is filling in at his sister's catering company. He's packaging up some food one day when a gorgeous pregnant dude walks in, basically grabs the cashier by the collar, and says, "I will pay you $100 if you let me go into your walk-in freezer."
See, LWJ opted to have a baby via sperm donor and he's been very happy with that decision...until he hit Week 16 and started having the most horrendous hot flashes known to humankind.
Ice packs don't cut it. Smoothies and air conditioning don't cut it. He's desperate!
The cashier is like, "...Dude, I can't just let customers go in there. It's, like, against the health code and stuff??"
But WWX understands! His jie had hot flashes when she was pregnant, too!
The cashier is like, "...Dude, I can't just let customers go in there. It's, like, against the health code and stuff??"
But WWX understands! His jie had hot flashes when she was pregnant, too!
cw mpreg (kind of dubcon?)
#PregjiSeason soon after lotus pier burns lwj dreams of being fucked by wwx. they've never had sex in real life. never kissed. lwj doesn't even know if wwx returns his feelings.
when he realises he's pregnant he thinks it's a curse, at first.
#PregjiSeason soon after lotus pier burns lwj dreams of being fucked by wwx. they've never had sex in real life. never kissed. lwj doesn't even know if wwx returns his feelings.
when he realises he's pregnant he thinks it's a curse, at first.
cw mpreg
i just think if you get your core removed and then develop a new form of cultivation you can accidentally dreamfuck your crush and knock them up with your baby, as a treat
i just think if you get your core removed and then develop a new form of cultivation you can accidentally dreamfuck your crush and knock them up with your baby, as a treat
the dream sex is tender and desperate and rough all at once, wwx kissing his cheekbones, his mouth as he grinds deep into him. everything around them is dark.
they both think they're taking comfort in a sweet dream only uh. well.
they both think they're taking comfort in a sweet dream only uh. well.
