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@NikkiDeeAuthor Yes, it's #scones.
@NikkiDeeAuthor You can see the first use of that prompt here.
You could use that one. It was the first one announced, today, your time, beating out #funny by a few minutes.
You could use that one. It was the first one announced, today, your time, beating out #funny by a few minutes.
@NikkiDeeAuthor If you're waiting for a prompt from a woman posting from the United States, you perhaps should be aware than even on the East Coast in said country, that it is only 4:53 in the morning, and that she shouldn't be expected to be up, quite yet.
I'm not being funny, no #realtalk, I really am NOT being #funny⁉️
How is it, #WomenTalking #blackwomendatingwhitemen #WhiteWomenBlackMen I really don't @CAREGlobal what colour of your #skinsuit is lady, just that @FullFact @factcheckdotorg
@FactCheckIndia that you are all no different than any other of us @TwitterParents to see a @GrievingMothers screams for a #helpinghand to be seen beneath #HumanRights as the #lies that are still pouring out of #MarkRowley's mouth that he has to read word to word from a scrip
because coming out of #retired that means #braindead as whoever is #socialmediamanager floods #TwitterFiles with #NicolaBulley, this I also find really sad, so so sad for those who like poor #MollyRussell and those who mare reaching out for @CruseSupport as a senior
Author Scott Phillips is one funny m*thrf^c*r. Check out these scenes from THE ICE HARVEST. Afterwards, I’ll talk about the story structure. I like to break down great crime novels to see what I can learn from them. LFGOOO. #story #plot 
First, a little warning - this book is profane. You’ll be spending a snowy Christmas Eve with criminals, strippers, perverts and miscreants. A journey so unholy it's hilarious. #books #funny
This is a 2 scene block with Culligan, a retired postal worker, “his attention span shortened by years of daytime drinking.” Charlie, our criminal lawyer hero, meets him at the Sweet Cage strip club and then drives Culligan to a 2nd strip club.
After Modi's #Trichy youth conference, the next morning when police were clearing up their mini-control room, they found 5 strange boys who were roaming there with bags. When police enquired - "sir, we are frm Subramaniapuram in Trichy. Whatever political meeting or conference
Reviewing the #Creations in #GooglePhotos, some very good effects, some wow #photos and very other #funny ones, and videos also!
some are weird
others were interesting experiments
Story time.
I was in 10th grade, we had a special speaker come in for “political correctness training”... for high schoolers... this went about as well as you’d think it could. Anyway, we were on the topic of “mentally challenged” people.
I was in 10th grade, we had a special speaker come in for “political correctness training”... for high schoolers... this went about as well as you’d think it could. Anyway, we were on the topic of “mentally challenged” people.
We were instructed to henceforth refer to them as “cognitively impaired”, to which someone yelled out “THAT SOUNDS RETARDED”. Now I don’t know if this lady has ever worked with remorseless highschoolers before, but let me tell you, this lady was SHOOK.
Her face went as red as a dying star and started her “how dare you” speech. She demanded whoever said it stand up, to which another student shouted “if you think he gonna tattle on himself you might be cOGnITiVeLy IMpaiReD” this ladies soul left her body right then and there.
Flashback: Reagan's vision for a unifying alien invasion (1987)¹{see attached tweet…} msnbc.com/msnbc/flashbac…
¹note: They Live (1988):
Hmm… I feel kinda #funny, all of a sudden-like…
The #UKGovernment #Torture Report Part 10 - #Adecco & the #MetPolice
@10DowningStreet @Number10press @royalfamily @Conservatives @adeccogroup @metpoliceuk
#BBCNews #RoyalFamily #Skynews #TheGuardian #ThisMorning
@10DowningStreet @Number10press @royalfamily @Conservatives @adeccogroup @metpoliceuk
#BBCNews #RoyalFamily #Skynews #TheGuardian #ThisMorning
At same period the UK Authorities, banks & state owned companies all converged with their plans to take our home, our car & our money, my mother's #DWP welfare benefit was also targeted on several occasions, the worst being what happened at #Adecco #Guardian #TheTimes #GMB
My mother was seeking #employment & arranged an appointment with #OfficeAngels who she was already registered with & had worked for, for years. However, the time & date of the appointment was at a similar time to that of her sign on with the #DWP. #Jobseekersallowance #Jobseekers
This all started because the #MetPolice & #LBRUT couldn't do their jobs properly & then decided to take the law into their own hands. The result of this decision has led to events stranger than fiction
#BBCNews #Skynews #Itvnews #Channel4News #ThisMorning #TheresaMay #UKGov #LBC
#BBCNews #Skynews #Itvnews #Channel4News #ThisMorning #TheresaMay #UKGov #LBC
My company was raided. It should have been a straightforward matter. But the #MetPolice & #LBRUT forgot to seize my computer & came back to do a 2nd raid. The search warrant didn't permit a second entry, however, #LBRUT entered unlawfully
#Guardian #Telegraph #DailyMail #GMB #UK
#Guardian #Telegraph #DailyMail #GMB #UK
Complaints were then made to my MP #VinceCable. He liaised with the #Metpolice & #LBRUT. And then weeks later, the search warrant was completely changed & was passed off as the search warrant executed on the day of the raids.
#DailyPolitics #Libdems #Conservatives #labour #bbcdp
#DailyPolitics #Libdems #Conservatives #labour #bbcdp
Welcome to the #Metpolice
justlivewithit.co.uk/metpolice/blog…
#skynews #TargetedIndividual #bbcnews #coverup #c4news #worldnews #euronews #conspiracy #news #ukgov #theresamay #LBC
justlivewithit.co.uk/metpolice/blog…
#skynews #TargetedIndividual #bbcnews #coverup #c4news #worldnews #euronews #conspiracy #news #ukgov #theresamay #LBC
It's a criminal offence to falsifying a legal instrument. But if the #MetPolice / #LBRUT do it, then there is not even an investigation. 12 years of silence. Evidence to prove it - ukcoverup.com/search-warrant-
#skynews #lbc #theresamay #uk #bbcnews #coverup #c4news #worldnews #ukgov
#skynews #lbc #theresamay #uk #bbcnews #coverup #c4news #worldnews #ukgov
Welcome to the #Metpolice who also changed & falsified my arrest details. Have a look at the evidence here ukcoverup.com/arrest-details as it's all easy to prove & that's why it's never addressed
#R4today #corruption #coverup #leadership #values #corevalues #bbcnews #skynews #itvnews
#R4today #corruption #coverup #leadership #values #corevalues #bbcnews #skynews #itvnews
