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America's Softbody Sweetheart™ | EIC @terrorhousemag | as seen at @R34Peach @miserytourism | zoomer muse | banned Dec. 2015-Aug. 2023 | not mad at anyone
Nov 6 22 tweets 8 min read
Now that I have some confidence in the future of America, I can finally reveal how, back in 2016, admitted fed Chuck Johnson tried to entrap me into an illegal act, possibly for the purpose of getting me arrested like Ricky Vaughn or pressuring me to turn fed myself. Image In October of that year, Chuck Johnson called me at 1AM my time, begging me to go up to a Chelsea Clinton event in Green Bay, Wisconsin (I lived in Chicago at the time) to steal a sample of her DNA, so he could run a paternity test and prove Webb Hubbell was her real father. Image
Sep 25, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Going on dates: smartphone-induced emotional stunting

Getting a driver's license: kids can't afford cars due to Cash for Clunkers wiping out the used car market

Working after school: Obamacare destroyed the teenage job market, now those jobs go to adults working 2 or 3 of them Elaborating: Cash for Clunkers took a massive amount of perfectly good cars out of the market. This is why you can't buy a shitheap used car for less than five figures anymore (well, that and inflation). New cars require either a full year's income or a loan. Kids are screwed.
Sep 19, 2023 43 tweets 11 min read
Selective Breeding and the Birth of Philosophy by @CostinAlamariu

Picked this up over the weekend. I'll be posting quotes in this thread with my comments as I read, then compiling them for a proper review at @terrorhousemag or elsewhere down the road. I am liking so far. Read!
Image Some background: who is Costin Alamariu?

Dr. Alamariu graduated from Yale University in 2015 with a PhD in political philosophy. He writes in the introduction that he chose to publish the book due to the nonstop lies and harassment he has had to deal with from the media.
Sep 18, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
The idea that cheating on your wife/GF with prostitutes is okay is common across Asia, not just Japan, because of "face culture" and how deeply shame is embedded in the Asian psyche. The women's number one concern is their man getting caught and humiliating them publicly, which is less likely to happen with a sex worker since they don't kiss and tell.

I once knew a Thai guy who cheated on his wife to the order of 30-40 new women a year. She looked the other way so long as he made an effort to cover his tracks. The only time she confronted him was when he came home from a trip and she found two empty Viagra boxes in his luggage.
"Face culture" leads Asians to behave in ways that are incomprehensive to Westerners. Stefhen Bryan dedicated a chapter in Black Passenger Yellow Cabs to what he called Japan's "abortion industry," which was so prevalent that despite being pro-choice, it disturbed even him.
Sep 12, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
Don't get mad over boomers. Every boomer male has a limp two-inch penis that he's perpetually insecure over because he's so brainfucked by porn he makes the average zoomer look like John Wayne.

I used to work for a company that sold ED products to boomers. I have stories. Fact: boomers are sick sexual deviants. Also fact: boomers ruined their health by guzzling a gallon of corn syrup every day. As a result, they now have type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and other avoidable chronic conditions keeping them from getting it up for their hog wives.
Aug 22, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
"mAtT wHy wOnT yOu bE a mAn aNd mOvE bAcK tO nEw yOrK"

Take a tour of my hometown and discover:

- completely ruined ghettos
- a deserted downtown
- a sclerotic economy dependent on government handouts
- some of the highest poverty rates in the U.S.

The Syracuse economy was built on GM, Carrier, and the Air Force. GM left in the 90's. Carrier left in the early oughts. The Air Force downsized with the first wave of base closures under Clinton. There's nothing left there. Anyone with ambition leaves as soon as they can.