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Historical & Systematic Theologian. Trauma Informed & Intersectional Spiritual Coach. Singer & Songwriter. Two Young Adults, Two Angels, One Mischievous Feline.
Nov 6 5 tweets 1 min read
To my trans friends & followers & your loved ones:

I am so angry & so grieved at the evil that has gained power & the evils it aims to impose.

I believe a loving Higher Power—however that might look for you—is even more angry & grieved. 1) Especially at the sacrilegious misuse of religion for mortal harms to people wondrously & beautifully made in the divine image.

I would be honored to hold you in prayer if you would like. You can respond here or by DM, including any special intentions. 2)
Oct 26 4 tweets 1 min read
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An initial session to try it out is always free, then I offer an honor system sliding scale.
Oct 25 6 tweets 1 min read
Just heard my first anti-Harris Gaza ad. Yet another screamingly obvious hypocrisy except to his cult members. Obviously from Trump campaign—leftists who actually oppose genocide are speaking out in various outlets but aren’t paying for ads AFAIK. Stein not mentioned. 1) Trump wasn’t mentioned either. All it said was Harris is spilling blood in Gaza & putting Israel over “us.” Zero claim Trump would do anything different, so one lie they actually skipped since he would obviously be at least as bad & probably worse even just on this. 3)
Oct 15 10 tweets 2 min read
I couldn’t be more pro choice & more furious at bans & lies. But gloatingly claiming that miscarriages are abortions is not just cruel to those of us who have had them, but scientifically incorrect. 1) Abortion is shorthand general medical term for a pregnancy that ends without live birth before roughly 20 weeks, after which it is called stillbirth. But full correct term for chosen procedure is induced abortion, while miscarriage is spontaneous abortion. 2)
Oct 3 25 tweets 4 min read
Worst thing about refusing to restore female diaconate is massive denial of crucial ministry to God’s people. Second worst: it reveals corruption of imperialist infallible magisterial claims. Because both JP2 & B16 knew it was wrong, refused to change, & concealed truth. 1) John Paul the Not Great & Benedict had plenty of moral failings, especially enablement of clergy sexual abuse. But were both excellent scholars, who departed from usual practice & wrote all their own documents instead of various quantities of editing before rubber stamping. 2)
Oct 2 8 tweets 1 min read
Pope Francis is awesome for women! Because he denies even historically & theologically proven deacon ordination. Which would degrade us by “masculinizing” the church. 1) I.e Victorian “Angel of the House.” It’s sheep, not pigs, who are the animals more equal than others. (Animal Farm quote, folks, not 1960s insult). And we’ve always been at war with Eastasia. Confused? Read on. 2)
Sep 19 5 tweets 1 min read
So promising—praying so hard Hamas accepts & Netanyahu won’t try to sabotage again. And Biden & Harris will strongly & immediately support. And finally stop enabling him if he doesn’t. haaretz.com/israel-news/20…
Sep 16 11 tweets 2 min read
The IDF —whose leadership has wanted a permanent ceasefire for some time—just admitted they probably killed 3 hostages last November. haaretz.com/israel-news/20… Image
Sep 10 9 tweets 1 min read
Today’s not all men fun: 1. Previously good follow made tired stereotypical sexist claim about all women.
Aug 21 7 tweets 1 min read
1/Which may be genuinely happy. Or, in no less numbers than today, may conceal physical, sexual, & verbal abuse. Possibly more, given lack of escape for wife & children due to financial & employment injustice & stringent divorce requirements. 2/Or, if the mother is the one abusing children, lack of belief & intervention by law enforcement, churches, & grandparents & other extended family.
Aug 20 6 tweets 2 min read
1/This is who anti abortion people & churches call murdering slut for trying to escape pointless torment for them & partners & children. And preserve their lives, health, & fertility by promptly & painlessly releasing desired & beloved ones to —in most slanderers’ belief—heaven.
Image 2/Where I & most of them believe that, like my son lost to miscarriage & nursing toddler daughter lost to dangerous driver, enjoy perfect happiness. Praying for & awaiting beloved mamas, papas, & siblings, whom they rejoice were spared suffering & death via prompt medical care.
Jul 28 22 tweets 2 min read
1/Passionate trans ally & progressive theologian here with a different perspective than many of my tweeps, whose reactions I totally respect. 2/France claims laïcité = total secularism as a key national value. Primary way it’s expressed:
Jul 19 7 tweets 2 min read
8 years of constant gibberish from an elderly unhealthy man, including night he activated disability Biden manages so competently that poor performance shocked. And contrasted sharply with several fantastic speeches & interviews ignored by drama seeking 2016 that elected MM. 1/ Totally respect reasoning, some fellow Dems. But very competent so far, & I believe honestly willing to cede to excellent VP if at any point in term. (Which is obviously a huge reason fueling dishonest garbage on one side & honest deadly garbage on the other). 2/
Jul 17 10 tweets 2 min read
Nikki Hiltz, who just qualified for Olympics by breaking world record for women’s 1500 meter run, was assigned female. But transphobes are calling her male because she identifies as non binary. 1/ Apparently gender is personal arbitrary choice & totally unrelated to physical characteristics. Who knew? 2/
Jul 6 25 tweets 4 min read
Well meaning attempt, Father & others. But we need to courageously acknowledge & call out horror of hierarchy’s clear overwhelming reason for canonizing her & other girls & women “martyrs of chastity”: that died instead of losing her purity by submitting to rape. 1/ Which —implicitly but clearly —means those of us who did submit to save our lives lost ours. Including the countless victims of clergy abusers of all ages. How better to magnify shame & silence reports by victims & minimize abusers’ guilt? Easy fixed with (repeat) confessions. 2/
Jun 28 5 tweets 1 min read
Both sides false claim determination of AP to equate constant flood of Trump lies, going unchecked by moderators —and years of ignoring by media which handed him stolen election—couldn’t come up with actual Biden lies so they cited: 1. “Not quite accurate” claim in large lifesaving reduction of insulin price because previous deadly ones only applied to people not insured privately or by Medicaid.”
Jun 27 11 tweets 1 min read
Especially on debate night: Friends who agree Trump is a monstrous nightmare & grave danger, 1/ Let’s keep crying out with full voice & courageous action, 2/
Jun 27 7 tweets 1 min read
Even if church officials don’t agree with extent of Rupnik’s evil, what would it hurt to take the mosaics down, given how many survivors have implored it? Very small but healing token of actual amends backing up verbal apologies & claims of change. 1/ It’s no one’s human right to have their artwork publicly displayed, & surely they agree his behavior was at minimum harmful vow violation was seriously wrong. 2/
Jun 25 6 tweets 1 min read
Number one cause of death in pregnant & postpartum women is homicide. Overwhelming by men, majority intimate partners, ironically sometimes same ones who tricked or forced unwilling conception. 1/ At least sometimes—I would guess usually—killing fetus as well. Can anyone find statistics on stage/death/survival rates? My search, of course, only turned up bizarre & vanishingly rare situation of women perpetrating to kidnap baby, which would presumably be close to birth. 2/
Jun 23 6 tweets 1 min read
Think I have found my Twitter doofus managing tone: “Wow!” I have X knowledge/experience of topic & have never seen anyone in Y group saying/doing claimed Z. Can you give me some links so I can learn more?” Exquisite courtesy & subtle snark combined with unassailable truthfulness feels more satisfying than denial/correction/explicit demand for receipts to which they—and other trolls—respond aggressively & ludicrously & often suck me into time consuming & powerless feeling arguments.
Jun 22 9 tweets 2 min read
CW: murder threats & homophobia. This sort of explicit, threatening, unutterable vileness is endlessly spewed forth on RadTrad Catholic Twitter. 1/ Image Repeat reveal of Francis’ verbal abuse, with N word equivalent identical to this monster, dispels “slip of the tongue” brush off. Virtually certain to be implicit vile habit (of whatever frequency) in locker room of clerical hyper masculinity diametric to that of Jesus. 2/