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Para aguantar de aquí al Super Bowl, un hilo imaginado con #InteligenciaArtificial...

El año es 2199.

Las máquinas tomaron hace mucho el control de todo, incluyendo a la NFL.

Hoy es jugada por cyborgs, mutantes y uno que otro humano.

Estos son los cascos de los 32 equipos🧵 Image
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OFFSZN THANGS #FFIDP

#BirdCityFootball
🔑picks: 1.03, 2.35, 3.67
🆓agent: Zach Allen
JJ Watt = retired
🛫Cameron Thomas? Myjai Sanders?

#DirtyBirds
🔑picks: 1.08, 2.45, 3.76
54 million in cap (2nd most)
🆓agents: Rashaan Evans/Lorenzo Carter
🛫Troy Andersen/Arnold E
#RavensFlock
🔑picks: 1.22, 3.86
🆓agent: Justin Houston
🛫Kyle Hamilton, David Ojabo

#BillsMafia
🔑picks: 1.27, 2.59, 3.91
🆓agents: Tremaine Edmonds/Jordan Poyer
🛫Terrell Bernard

#KeepPounding
🔑pix :1.09, 2.39, 2.60, 3.92
🛫Brandon Smith
#RuleTheJungle
🔑pix: 1.?, 2.?, 3?
🆓agents: Jessie Bates/Germaine Pratt/Vonn Bell
🛫DAXX HILL/Akeem Davis Gaither/Cam Taylor Britt

#Browns
🔑pix: 2.43, 3.99, 4.111
🆓agents: Deion Jones/Anthony Walker/Clowney/TakiTaki
🛫 Alex Wright
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My son Owen thinks he's responsible for yesterday's record-breaking comeback win because he put his "lucky Vikings socks" on, after halftime, almost EXACTLY when Minnesota started making up their 0-33 deficit. I'm not sure I disagree... the socks line up with every win this year!
After the 1st win, Owen felt sort of responsible because of his socks. So it became "a thing" where we give him a hard time about not wearing them when we lose and thank him for the win when he wears them... But it's scary how often the sock-wearing lines up with wins/losses!
His uncle, Matt started playing along but started getting serious about Owen's sock-wearing as every game seemed to line up with whether or not he was wearing the socks lol. Owen was WAY onboard. He knew the responsibility he had taken on. It was bigger than him at this point...
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🏈 I'm so f*cking done with this shitty lowfloat defense.

#vikings
🏈 Late day fade kicking in ?? 👀 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
🏈THE LATE DAY FUCKING FADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE OFFERING BABY !! LET'S GOOOOO

#vikings #skol
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🏈 Time to go 11-2 baby !! No way in hell we're losing to punk ass Detroit. Y'all are a low float NFL team.

@__shaka_zulu__ come get this Asgardian phallus. The excess lube won't save y'all either so apply conservatively.

#SKOL
@__shaka_zulu__ This is some bullshit. That turnover is gonna cost us this game. how the fuck do you fumble on 1st and goal with THREE fucking yards to go
@__shaka_zulu__ 🏈 $LIONSQ is squeezing the fuck out of us 😩. hoping for the late day fade setup to kick in in the final quarter
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no Sunday shows tweets from me today as I have a bit of a Sunday funday planned that may or may not involve seeing some NFL football live in person. I hope y'all can enjoy the day too.
Never a doubt. #skol
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#ForTheShoe vs #ForeverNE
Indy trae QB novato y, para colmo, Jonathan Taylor no jugará por lesión. Alguien explíqueme cómo demonios le harán los Colts para poner puntos en el marcador.

Si juegan Fantasy, es gran momento para usar a la DEF de New England.
#BoltUp vs #DirtyBirds
La defensa aérea de Atlanta es malísima y su mejor esquinero está lesionado. Peeeeero los Chargers tienen un montón de lesiones en su cuerpo de receptores.

Los Falcons bien pueden tener un festín terrestre, porque la defensiva angelina es una coladera.
#FinsUp vs #DaBears
La fortaleza de Chicago es correr el ovoide, pero Miami defiende muy bien por ahí, y Justin Fields no tiene brazo para ganar en la #NFL

La defensa terrestre de los Bears es horrible, así que Mostert y el recién adquirido Wilson pueden ser protagonistas.
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🚨NFL WEEK 6 PICKS🚨

Here’s the Three Man Rush Podcast’s picks for Week 6 of the NFL season.

All lines and picks were based on Tuesday night’s spreads on @DKSportsbook.

🧵⬇️
Bills -2.5 @ Chiefs

Three Man Rush Consensus Pick: Chiefs +2.5

Pat: Bills
Karl: Chiefs
Tommy: Chiefs

#BillsMafia #ChiefsKingdom
Cowboys @ Eagles -4.5
Sunday Night Football

3MR Consensus: Cowboys +4.5

Pat: Eagles -4.5
Karl: Cowboys +4.5
Tommy: Cowboys +4.5

#SundayNightFootball #SNF #Cowboys #Eagles #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly
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🚨 2022 OFFICIAL TEAM HASHTAGS ARE HERE! 🚨

(THREAD ⬇️)
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2022 Seasonal Projections #NFL #fantasyfootball

@TheUndroppables

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Arizona Cardinals #BirdCityFootball

Key Starters:

Kyler Murray
James Conner
Marquise Brown
DeAndre Hopkins
Zach Ertz

Sleepers:

Darrel Williams
Rondale Moore
Atlanta Falcons #DirtyBirds

Key Starters:

Kyle Pitts
Drake London
Cordarelle Patterson

Sleepers:

Tyler Allgeier
Bryan Edwards
Baltimore Ravens #RavensFlock

Key Starters:

Lamar Jackson
Mark Andrews
JK Dobbins
Rashod Bateman

Sleepers:

Gus Edwards
Devin Duvernay
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#NFL #Birdcityfootball

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬
Projected Starting Lineup

QB Kyler Murray
RB James Conner
WR M. Brown
WR A.J. Green
WR R. Moore
TE Zach Ertz
K Matt Prater
#NFL #DirtyBirds

𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬
Projected Starting Lineup

QB M. Mariota
RB C. Patterson
WR Drake London
WR O. Zaccheaus
WR B. Edwards
TE Kyle Pitts
K Younghoe Koo
#NFL #RavensFlock

𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬
Projected Starting Lineup

QB L. Jackson
RB J.K. Dobbins
WR R. Bateman
WR D. Duvernay
WR James Proche
TE Mark Andrews
K J. Tucker
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#NFL Semana 12
#DirtyBirds vs #Duuuval

Los dos van en caída libre, pero Atlanta ha perdido contra equipos realmente sólidos durante su mala racha.

Sigo creyendo que la defensa de Jax tiene potencial, el asunto ez que la ofensiva no despierta.

Ganará el menos malo (¿Falcons?)
#KeepPounding vs #FinsUp

Acá se junta el hambre y las ganas de comer:

Cam Newton y Tua Tagovailoa me parecen dos QBs del montón; y ambas defensivas han jugado bien últimamente, así que podríamos ver un partido digno de Fecha 3 de Liga MX.
#TakeFlight vs #WeAreTexans

Ahora resulta que, después de vencer a Tennessee, Houston sale favorito en este duelo.

Jugaría encantado con los Jets, de no ser porque Zach Wilson regresa a la titularidad.
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#NFL Semana 8
#KeepPounding vs #DirtyBirds

Carolina se cae a pedazos, pero puede retomar rumbo al enfrentar a un equipo sin defensa.

Matt Ryan sigue haciendo maravillas para mover el ovoide, pero su 'indefensiva' es capaz de perder cualquier partido por sí sola.
#Titans vs #ForTheShoe
Victoria fácil para Tennessee, ¿no? No tan rápido, amiguitos.

Indy se juega los playoffs MAÑANA, EN CASA. Perdiendo, le cederían a los Titans una tranquilidad brutal en el liderato de la AFC Sur.

Nos aguarda una durísima batalla en Indiana.
#FinsUp vs #BillsMafia
O Miami da su mejor exhibición ofensiva de 2021 o le patearán el trasero de la peor manera.

Buffalo viene de descansar, tras la dolorosa derrota en Tennessee. Josh Allen y compañía llegarán con sed de venganza.
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With rosters pretty set before the start of the season I thought I'd share team-by-team #FFIDP projections.
Let's gooooooooooooooooooooo............
Cardinals Image
Falcons. Image
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Empecemos entonces a hablar del partido en que #Skol visitará a #GoNiners. San Francisco sale como favorito pero no debería confiarse, porque ya una vez le salió caro en el pasado. @martindelp te cuenta la historia, que se remonta a la temporada 1987.
Eran los tiempos en que los de rojo y oro dominaban la liga. Habían ganado ya dos anillos en esa década y ganarían dos más. Su gran figura era el mítico Joe Montana y de la mano del coach Bill Walsh tenían un trabuco en todas sus líneas.
En ese año, y como casi siempre, habían ganado su división, con un récord de 13-2. (Curiosamente, esa temporada se había acortado un partido por huelga). Y esperaban tranquilamente al ganador del partido de comodines, que resultó ser Minnesota, superando a... ¡Nueva Orleans!
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Admitimos, terraplanistas. Vocês estavam redondamente certos. Por isso, de agora em diante, esse é o nosso novo slogan. #skol #desceplana.
Oi @Flatearthorg, a gente ficou sabendo que vocês vão fazer um cruzeiro até a borda da Terra. Tão precisando de cerveja? #skol #desceplana #cuidadocomabordinha
Quem tem borda é a Terra, meus amigos. Tá na hora de você abrir os horizontes do seu conhecimento sobre a Terra Plana. A dica de hoje é essa. #skol #desceplana
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I’m looking forward to the utter meltdown 😎 🍿 #SCOTUSnominee #SCOTUS #SupremeCourtPick
Which unbelievably biased news network should I watch now? 🎲 🎲
🗣 This is the greatest #SCOTUS pick ever by the best president in US history. The risen Jesus could hardly compete with this one. Our republic is saved.
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Matt Waldman's RSP NFL Lens #LaquonTreadwell Thread

Fit in the #Vikings offense and where there's opportunity for growth in 2018.

#skol #NFL
#LaquonTreadwell isn't a speedster, but he's quick enough and he will work with his quarterback. Here's where his tape is a little more refined that a big guy like #KennyGolladay.
Unlike a receiver like #KennyGolladay, #LaquonTreadwell's game is suited to moving the chains.

He could benefit from clear-outs by his teammates but isn't used that way.

They have him work flats where his length is an asset as a substitute to the ground game.
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