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So, time for daily #ShowerThoughts i need bingge to accidentally transform into a dog and have no idea how to return into his human form.Shen Jiu being a fellow pet simp sees an adorable fluffy black dog who's hurt and takes him home #svsss #binggejiu #danmeitwt #ShenJiu #bingge
LBG wakes up to gentle hands dressing his wounds and a pleasant voice humming a tune that sounds familiar.Another maiden saved him and wants to become his wife? He wondered what she looked like. LBH cracked open an eye and saw the daintiest hands he's since he was a disciple wai-
Tho-those hands! Bingge would NEVER forget those cruel pale beautiful,tender, and elegant hands! He's dreamt of ripping them off and storing them away everyday for nearly a decade! How and WHEN was he put into SQQ's mercy?
The world could stop making coffee mugs, and there probably wouldnât be a shortage for many years
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Thereâs an animal named fly, but oddly there are no animals named walk and swim
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We asked our readers for their best #showerthoughts. Here they are:
âPeople that take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.â - Sergio
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âPeople that take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.â - Sergio
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âSaying âHave a nice dayâ sounds friendly, but saying âEnjoy your next 24 hoursâ sounds threatening.â - Valerie
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âWhen youâre a child, you get down from your chair. When youâre an adult, you get up from your chair.â - Nick
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Sleeping late is considered lazy, but waking up early and taking an afternoon nap is fine.
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Getting a package in the mail is more fun than buying it at the store because you get to open the package like a present.
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Weâre all probably yawning less since we canât see other people yawning with their masks on.
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The invention of the Internet is ultimate proof that stupidity doesn't come from a lack of knowledge.
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Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere.
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#Showerthoughts 2/5
Clicking a mouse is sending a signal from your brain to your finger to a computer's finger to its brain
1/5 #Showerthoughts #fridaymorning
1/5 #Showerthoughts #fridaymorning
In movies, there are two kinds of vents: Human sized vents, and vents that are big enough only for the smallest, least experienced member of the group
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2/5 #Showerthoughts #fridaymorning
The sense of hearing is wild. We can detect the air pressure changes caused by a paperclip hitting the floor from across the room
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Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.
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#showerthoughts 1/5
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when youâre bald.
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#showerthoughts 2/5
Bee hives, ant hills, termite mounds, etc are all considered nature, yet we don't consider cities and houses part of nature. It's animals building houses out of obtained resources, just like us.
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#showerthoughts 3/5
This is your weekly reminder to take a shower #showerthoughts #fridaymorning
If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.
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If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.
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98% of songs containing the word "baby" are not referring to actual babies. #showerthoughts #fridaymorning
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Scooby Doo taught kids thereâs no such thing as ghosts, but it isnât any more comforting to think that shadow chilling in your bedroom corner at night may just be a deranged theme park janitor in a monster costume. #showerthoughts #fridaymorning
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Advertising the very first colored TVâs on a black and white TV must have been hard.
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
"Turn the volume up" and "Turn the volume down" both can make you sound old.
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
Computers are considered smart if they think like humans and humans are considered smart if they think like computers.
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
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#showerthoughts #FridayFeeling
Today's #nationalcerealday and we've got some #showerthoughts for you to dip your spoon in
1. Lucky Charms should make âtrick or treatâ boxes that are either all cereal or all marshmallows.
1. Lucky Charms should make âtrick or treatâ boxes that are either all cereal or all marshmallows.
2. Somebody had to come up with a jingle for Frosted Flakes, and out of all the possible entries, they settled on âTheyâre great!â
3. Why donât bags of dog food have dog toys at the bottom like cereal boxes do?
I think I've figured out the underlying mechanism behind Skinner Boxes. Turns out compulsively pulling a lever is the result of a survival skill and fundamental building block of general intelligence. Furthermore, ALL games are gambling. Here's why:
#gamedev #showerthoughts
#gamedev #showerthoughts
As a game designer and realist, my interest is understanding how things work. For the last two weeks I've been on a thought journey that began at loot boxes, went through matchmaking systems and ended in the realization of what the mind is actually trying to do.
Gambling is generally defined as involving money. This is wrong. Money has value arbitrarily, and anything can be defined as having value. Games are great at assigning value to new symbols, e.g. ladder points and different gear rating. Gambling is an intelligence process.
