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People's 'out of office' messages can be fascinating. Here are ten of my favourite types....a thread! #outofoffice #corporatelife #officelife #wednesdaythought
1/10) The Unhelpful: “I’m currently out of the office”
Okay, really useful. Care to provide any more details? Or is this a deliberate ploy to avoid any work being sent your way?
Okay, really useful. Care to provide any more details? Or is this a deliberate ploy to avoid any work being sent your way?
2/10) The offloader:. “I’m currently out of the office but do contact my colleague Priya who will be happy to help”
She won’t, trust me. Priya’s got enough on her plate.
She won’t, trust me. Priya’s got enough on her plate.
All the people who are saying that they really miss the office, clearly never had someone in their office not flush / clean their poop properly. 😭
#officelife
#officelife
I can’t even tell you how many offices have that one “offencer” that slack msgs have to be written about weekly “PLEASE CLEAN THE TOILET BEHIND YOU”.
And then the communal doubt & suspicion. Who could it be? Is it Brian from accounting? Or Jessica from the dev team? Is it the boss? Who is this monster!?!?!?
It’s #Monday, I’m boozing it up at a 4 seat bar, the #barkeep is a long pourer, and I’m all fucking set if I get something stuck between my teeth.👇🙃 #RandomThoughts #drinking #OutAndAbout 
Shooting the shit with a friend, she’s proud to be doing well with her plants - unusual for her.
The key was a #video explaining the benefits of pruning.
She needs REASONS. She got them.
Apparently, pruning in a particular manner stimulates growth hormones.
#RandomThoughts
The key was a #video explaining the benefits of pruning.
She needs REASONS. She got them.
Apparently, pruning in a particular manner stimulates growth hormones.
#RandomThoughts
Of course, this led to me initiating a discussion about the #movie I just watched on Hulu, called “The German Doctor.”
The main character was Josef Mengele. #ThisHappened
People, this is why I’m known in my circles as “The Black Hole Of Conversation.” SMTH
#RandomThoughts
The main character was Josef Mengele. #ThisHappened
People, this is why I’m known in my circles as “The Black Hole Of Conversation.” SMTH
#RandomThoughts
