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For all of you out there with #heatwaveuk related #insomnia here is a brief #history of the houses of the British monachy since 1066 in the form of #lightbulb jokes. 🧵 1/11
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How many "of Normandys" does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the North will never accept the new lightbulb!
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One, but the North will never accept the new lightbulb!
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How many "of Blois" does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it will take 18 years, will never be completely changed, and there's a woman looking on who could have done it perfectly competently but wasn't allowed to.
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One, but it will take 18 years, will never be completely changed, and there's a woman looking on who could have done it perfectly competently but wasn't allowed to.
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