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So every year my mom creates an elaborate train set around her Christmas tree. This year she added a special feature #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping 
My mom is a truly amazing craftswoman. Here’s some more pics of her train set extravaganza. This area is titled “Fall Colors”
Gondola for Christmas skiers
1/ THREAD. It's fair to say I didn't imagine, sitting in London, that our US election videos would be so heavily shared in the last 10 days. So I thought I'd put them in one place. And also answer some qs I've had about Outside Source - and how we cover other stories.
2/ The first video came on the Thursday, 48 hours after election day. President Trump was claiming the election had been stolen and election observers were describing an 'abuse of office'. We tried to capture the point America had reached (in 45 seconds).
3/ That Saturday, Joe Biden was projected as the winner, Donald Trump was playing golf and, well, you probably know the rest. We attempted to record the moment in a 3'30 report. By the Tuesday morning, #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping was trending in the UK.
1/ The Kremlin’s anti-Biden subtweeting continues apace: Russian electoral commission head Pamfilova explains (once again) why US vote-by-mail system is irreparably flawed and rife with fraud...
2/ ... to prove her assertions are grounded in, uh, truthfulness she cites US election expert Greg Butterfield.
3/...it took me a few minutes to figure out she was taking about this fellow: he’s an NY-based far left/sextant activist who contributes to something called Struggle-La Lucha and whose Twitter handle is “[at]redguard1971” google.com/amp/s/www.stru…
Donald Trump & Rudy Giuliani accidentally booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot (between a dildo store & a crematorium) for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The world’s press drove out to a parking lot of a landscaping company in Phillidelphia, to hear @RudyGiuliani struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.
@_RichardHall describes ystdy’s #fourseasonslandscaping fiasco.
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@_RichardHall describes ystdy’s #fourseasonslandscaping fiasco.
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now selling a stickers & tee-shirts that say: “Make America Rake Again” and “Lawn and Order” #fourseasonslandscaping #fourseasonstotallandscaping #FourSeasons
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The Four Seasons Total Landscaping story is going to ring through the ages. It should be stitched into tapestries, etched into crystal, set alight with stained glass and carved into friezes. Songs, poems, films, books and the whispers of giggling lovers. A world treasure.
Solving its puzzles and decoding the fable will bring utter delight to any fortunate enough to receive the tale. May we all bask in the glory of its creation.
I'm rarely a man of mirth but this has birthed a banshee in me — medicinal cackling for a weary soul. Like an ancient monument peeking from a field, its contours beckon. A story so cosmically stupid it will become a nourishing placenta from which hope and wonder will be reborn.
