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“MEANWHILE IN TRUMPTON” – THE TRUMPTON CHRONICLES
A tale of ruthless ambition, relentless greed and undying stupidity.

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Once upon a time, a long time ago, a wealthy family in the village of Trumpton came into possession of an unwelcome child.

The infant knew he was unwelcome from the moment he emerged from his mother’s thighs and opened his mouth to bleat in orange-faced despair.

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His uncaring parents named him DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

He was born with a grudge in his heart and a chip on his shoulder.
He was GOING TO GET EVEN.
He was going to become THE BIGGEST IDIOT the village of Trumpton had ever seen….

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