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@anniefreyshow @Cardinals @KMOXSports Eric struts upon an empty stage filing bogus suits vs. #SamPage that doctors rejected as Eric infected the suburbs he’d happily wage a #peculiar wharfair against. With the state’s famed motto he dispensed yet fancied himself a bold hero. Upon the scoreboard we read 0.
⛲ @KCMO ⚾️
@anniefreyshow @Cardinals @KMOXSports @KCMO Eric’s lawsuits made #Missouri sick
as he went to bat for Parson’s clique.
First school districts to sue,
then each loss to boohoo
lent this AG an air lunatic
who attempted the ladder to climb
with theatrics on the public dime.

@msta @moaesp @moassp @kcmo
@anniefreyshow @Cardinals @KMOXSports @KCMO @MSTA @MoAESP @MOASSP Eric’s lawsuits made #Missouri sick
as he went to bat for Parson’s clique.
First school districts to sue
then each loss to boohoo
lent this AG an air lunatic
who attempted the ladder to climb
with theatrics on the public dime.

@kmov @kytv @ksmu @kq2 @kmbc
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@Jeremy_Danner @Eric_Schmitt Toward #ElPaso southwest Eric flew,
but it seems hardly anyone knew
that to Texas he’d flown.
His events overblown,
as a rule, attract supporters few.
#GreitensTreasurer in Texas tanned;
his self-marketing no one can stand.

@EricWoods @rogersforKC @FEC 🇺🇸
@Jeremy_Danner @Eric_Schmitt @EricWoods @rogersforKC @FEC A tax-sponsored trip to #HoltsSummit already caused Schmitt’s polls to plummet. His credo? #DoLittle. At work he would fiddle; each typo incredibly dumb. It alas beggars taxpayers’ belief: he misspelled his own name on a brief. @FEC

@Jeremy_Danner @Eric_Schmitt @EricWoods @rogersforKC @FEC “#LetsGo to Florida: #SpringTraining might help me relax; my complaining in the county of Cole had grown out of control. With #75days remaining ’til the primary election day to assured defeat I’m #ontheway.”
@donaldjtrumpjr @tedcruz

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Remembering Jackie Gleason on his birthday 🎂
đź“· Earl Leaf, 1955
"Everybody is insecure to a degree. My business is composed of a mass of crisis. It all adds up to the manufacturing of insecurity."
Jackie Gleason with Audrey Meadows & Art Carney in The Honeymooners
đź“· Michael Rougier, 1956
Jackie Gleason & Art Carney by Robert W. Kelley
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