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Que faut-il pour postuler en #BTSSIO ?
AprĂšs la lecture de quelque 370 dossiers, mes collĂšgues et moi faisons le mĂȘme constat : peu de candidats ont su montrer leur motivation.
Alors pour les prochaines annĂ©es, ce fil veut favoriser de belles candidatures, dans toute la France.âŹ‡ïž
La premiÚre étape est de bien se renseigner sur les métiers de l'informatique. Nombreux sont les #gamers qui s'imaginent coder le nouveau #DeusEx, #Skyrim ou #LOL.
Mais ce n'est pas parce qu'on aime conduire des voitures que l'on doit devenir garagiste : pareil en #informatique
Les #BUT et #BTSSIO ou #BTSCIEL sont des diplÎmes difficiles dans lesquels vous ne verrez que les entrailles de logiciels beaucoup moins séduisants que les jeux.
Pire, cela demande des capacités d'abstraction importantes. En prog, le spectacle pendant 2-3 ans sera ça :
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Micro thread : decomposons ensemble la lettre ouverte de Blanche Gardin

S'agit il d'une prise de position nuancée et justifiée ?

Ou s'agit il de vertu ostentaire ?

Nous allons tenter d'y répondre

#blanchegardin #Amazon #lol
1. Elle dit ĂȘtre gĂȘnĂ©e d'ĂȘtre payĂ©e 200 000 euros lorsque l'association ne touche de 50 000 euros, si elle gagne.

Cependant, elle peut tout a fait décider de reverser les 200 000 euros (moins les taxes) a l'association qu'elle représente.

Vertu ostentatoire
2. Ne paye pas ses impĂŽts en France. C'est faux.
En 2019 par ex, Amazon avait payĂ© prĂȘt de 250 millions d'euros.
Par contre, c'est vrai que la filiale Europe d'Amazon se trouve au Luxembourg et de cette maniÚre fait de l'optimisation fiscale, de maniÚre légale.
Vertu ostentatoire
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You may be aware that @MattWalshBlog had his @Twitter account hacked last night.

What you may not know is that the attack went well beyond Twitter.

The hackers have managed to gain access to, well, everything, including twenty years of Matt's emails.
What scandalous information will the hackers find in Matt's email? I do not know. I'm sure I said things in my twenties that I wouldn't feel great having aired publicly.

What will @realDailyWire's response be to things 20-year-old Matt may have said?

#LOL
This hack, as terrible and invasive as it is, is just another day at the office for us.

Here is a brief look at just the last 48 hours @realDailyWire.
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The most toxic boss I had (so far), sent her eldest daughter to MRSM somewhere in Johor. Her T20 daughter once complained that she’s shocked her classmates don’t know anything about Harry Potter. Also frustrated ‘cause most of them couldn’t converse in English
I was appalled so I said, ‘Memang MRSM untuk anak-anak B40 yang cemerlang pun kan? They wouldn’t have much exposure to Harry Potter’

I think she was taken aback so trying to rationalise that some MRSM need T20 & M40 students for donations & contributions to upkeep the classrooms
I’m not even sure if that is true đŸ€”

She legit said that MRSM in Johor is the low-tier one so it would be easier for her daughter to be top scorer but it somehow wouldn’t sit well with her #LOL #iseeyou
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Pardon me if I get too "reel" with art'n all dis 🍝.





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When zero consciousness is available, life goes on. Also, wats yer fav song of the machine elf civilization (?) Ostensibly released by MGMT 13-years ago (was actually pre-prehistoric) to provide a platform for playing with the problem of music & time.

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This is top secret information only available to sects of psychic hotline music enthusiasts & their direct Discordian supervisors with Illuminatus status, btw.

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#LOL diese "Einordnung bei «Gredig direkt» mit Jeronim Perović und Marcel Berni" @ursgredig lasse ich mich mir entgehen ;-) #SRFgredigdirekt

ich zahel 2x @NoSerafe #NoBillag ich will alles von meinem "zwangsabo des guten (so?) @digiges_ch @ppsde pressesprecher: @vecirex
prof. dr. hist.uzh.ch/de/fachbereich


einer der subversiven, welche @BarbaraLuethi mit scharfen augen abgestraft und still gestellt wurde.

ich nehme an, ihr bettpartner @brenntr hat es bewilligt ;-)
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Inside the high-pressure world of esports:

@TeamLiquidLoL competes in the North American league for the popular #LeagueofLegends. Ownership spent millions to assemble an all-star roster and build a sleek Santa Monica training facility. #Worlds2022
latimes.com/sports/story/2

If that money made the team favorites to win a national championship, and qualify for this weekend's #LeagueofLegends world championships in San Francisco, it also put the players under a microscope. @TeamLiquid #Worlds2022 latimes.com/sports/story/2

Team Liquid has attracted investors like Magic Johnson and Peter Guber, part-owner of the Dodgers and Golden State Warriors.

@Bjergsen
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@Bwipo , @TLCoreJJ, @Santorin are key members. #LoL

latimes.com/sports/story/2

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Inside the high-pressure world of esports:

@TeamLiquidLoL competes in the North American league for the popular game #LeagueofLegends. Ownership spent millions to assemble an all-star roster and build a sleek Santa Monica training facility. #Worlds2022
latimes.com/sports/story/2

“Their whole life revolves around the game.” With #LeagueOfLegends worlds and #OWLGrandFinals this weekend, check out @latimessports' three-part series on the life of a gamer from high school thru college to big-money pros. twitter.com/i/events/15871

Team Liquid has attracted investors like Magic Johnson and Peter Guber, part-owner of the Dodgers and Golden State Warriors.

@Bjergsen
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@Bwipo , @TLCoreJJ, @Santorin are key members. #LoL #Worlds2022 #LeagueofLegends #LCS

latimes.com/sports/story/2
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De philosophie radicale (regarder la racine des problĂšmes plutĂŽt que les problĂšmes eux-mĂȘmes), je ne peux m'empĂȘcher de penser que le problĂšme est moins Elon Musk que le fait que nos dĂ©mocraties permettent Ă  un Elon Musk de faire ce qu'Elon Musk fait. Si on ne fait pas (...)
(...) en sorte d'Ă©viter qu'un seul individu puisse accumuler une telle richesse, qu'un seul individu puisse dicter sa façon de voir les choses Ă  des centaines de millions d'autres, qu'un seul individu puisse virer des milliers d'ĂȘtres humains du jour au lendemain,...on aura (...)
(...) d'autres Elon Musk demain, peut-ĂȘtre mĂȘme bien pires encore qu'Elon Musk, quand Elon Musk ne sera plus lĂ .

Donc il faut militer pour de nouvelles constitutions plus démocratiques, pour des régulations plus fortes du capitalisme mondialisé. On ne peut pas déplorer (...)
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Kompetenz bei der #CDU

Heute nach Art #Aserbaidschan mit dem Statistikexperten Thomas #Bareiß. /TN #Energiewende #LOL Image
Solche Fehler können alle passieren.
Das macht es aber nicht unlustiger. /TN
Farbenblindheit ist hier ĂŒbrigens keine Ausrede. Denn er hat die Werte aus 2021 mit 2022 vertauscht :P

Aber wisst ihr eigentlich, wie teils unverstĂ€ndlich die Bing-Übersetzung Aserbaidschanisch - Deutsch ist? /TN #Bareiß #CDU
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Origen de la hamburguesa

Los jinetes mongoles del siglo XII comĂ­an carne molida con bistec, pero esta carne se comĂ­a cruda y sin cocinar. Con el intercambio culinario, este platillo llega a Rusia y Alemania.

#FelizViernesATodos #LOL
En el siglo XVIII, en Hamburgo , este platillo se cocinaba con cebolla, ajo, pimienta y sal, pero no se servĂ­a en panes. Fue a finales de este siglo inmigrantes viajaron de Hamburgo a Estados Unidos, y como suele pasar, los inmigrantes llevaron sus costumbres y platillos.
En Estados Unidos empezĂł a servirse el bistec estilo Hamburgo, y poco a poco el platillo se adapto para que fuera mĂĄs accesible a trabajadores de fabricas. DebĂ­a ser mĂĄs barato, fĂĄcil de preparar y practico de comer, y asĂ­ se empezĂł a poner la carne en medio de pan.
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đŸ­đŸ”„Now accepting offers đŸ”„đŸ­
\\\\ M. O. N. A. K. E. V. I. N. ////
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#kevin #nft #lol @cryptostellas #Pixelmon #kevins
First bid is in from Joe at .15 ETH
Thank you 🙏
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Gaming and me. #Played450Days

I want to tell you a bit about my background in gaming, so you can better understand where I am coming from.

With gaming content, I wish to find like-minded people from this space.

#PlayFi #GameFi #P2E

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My aim is to deliver content on the most competitive Gaming Projects on the Blockchain, and ofc, find new friends.

At this point, my real name or nicknames in the gaming world are not important – the story is.

Eventually, you will see my face and know my name (#YouTube).

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I'm a kid from the 90s, from a small town.

Games were an easy choice for an introvert who liked to be alone. I fell in love with games very young.

I used to play Xbox (Halo was awesome). Also, I liked RuneScape. At age 12, World of Warcraft was published...

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đŸ§”đŸššBreaking. In @coalitionforTJ vs @fcpsnews, @PacificLegal uncovers school board texts, compiled @DefendingEd, proving the racism behind new admissions to #1 high school. It has an "anti asian feel...lol," texted @AbrarOmeish to @stella_pekarsky. LOLđŸ€Ż
asrainvestigates.substack.com/p/tjpapers
2) 🚹@WSJopinion @wjmcgurn, a champion for fairness in education, writes: "An Ugly Game of Race Preferences." He quotes the text by
@AbrarOmeish: "I mean there has been an anti asian feel underlying some of this, hate to say it lol.’" #LOL @KimStrassel
wsj.com/articles/an-ug

3) 🚹 Read the "TJ Papers" @DefendingEd. Every @fcpsnews school board member must resign NOW. How did @stella_pekarsky respond to @AbrarOmeish admitting to the anti-Asian racism? "Of course it is
They're discriminated against in this process too." #LOL
defendinged.org/tjpapers
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Gira tra i #novax la bizzarra teoria per cui siccome #Djokovic ha dato "tanti soldi in benefcienza" allora l'#Australia non puĂČ dirgli nulla. Immaginiamo che un Tizio vada a casa di un novax. Tizio arriva, gli sfonda la porta, gli molesta la moglie, gli manda un figlio (continua)
in ospedale, gli sfonda la TV a calci, comincia a defecare sull'insalata appena pronta e ingozza il padrone di casa col cibo appena lordato, si pulisce il sedere col corredo della povera nonna morta dopo aver dipinto i baffi sull'unico ritratto della stessa per ridere (continua),
trova la suocera in carrozzella e la spintona giĂč dalle scale del sesto piano per fare un video col cellulare che caricherĂ  su #YouTube col titolo "La nuova Corazzata #Potemkin, #LOL".
Prima di allontanarsi stacca un assegno da un miliardo di euro, e dice al padrone (continua)
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1 Play-to-Earn economy design, a primer
2 Lots of people ask me about economy design for their P2E games. I have seen hundreds of designs
3 One very very common mistake--they outsource the economy design to a fancy consultant.
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1/
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A thread about spiders. đŸ§”

âžĄïž RT

#wildlife #spider #nature #Australia  #animals MT @jodirowley
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2. When male jumping spiders flirt with females, they risk losing their lives.

This is a mating dance, but she is not interested and he escapes with his life, because often females will eat their lover after sex.

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đŸ“č: EstradaWildPhotography

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3. Read about nature in The Planet newsletter.

Subscribe to The Planet and start your day with stories about the beauty of nature, or threats like climate change.

âžĄïž Please subscribe 🙏

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Le service de contre-espionnage militaire français s'est considérablement modernisé.
Au prix de quelques menues gaffes, plus ou moins anecdotiques, à commencer par un certificat de formation au « secret défense » accessible à l'encan.
Sur @nextinpact /1
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Son site web comporte aussi quelques fautes de frappe. Rien que de trÚs grave, sinon qu'elles n'ont pas été corrigées deux ans et demi aprÚs son lancement.
À sa dĂ©charge, la DRSD ne propose pas d'adresse e-mail pour la contacter... /2 Image
Sa « charte d'utilisation des cookies », un .doc (non renseignĂ©) fourni par la DĂ©lĂ©gation des sys. d’information d’administration et de gestion (DĂ©Siag) du Sec. gal pour l'adm. du MinArm, Ă©tait un copiĂ©/collĂ© de celle de... @inmacwstorefr /3
#wtf #sic cf google.com/search?q=ext:d
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KEINE BROTLOSE KUNST @matter_birgit Image
m/ein tagesziel #greins #surselva | die verschiebung des körpers. im sozialen raum | das erwachen der #fundamentalkrĂ€fte | blasen sphĂ€ren schĂ€ume | ##sozialarbeit als arbeit am sozialen | #dögs | 20 jahre #WarOnTerror | dissent.is/themeninderluf
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#FriendlyFire @SommMarkus @laura_zme @nebelspalter grossartige inszenierung von #Impfframing @BAG_OFSP_UFSP @operationlibero

ob @MNebelspalter diese show schon dekonstruiert hat? das wĂ€re eine hĂŒbsche fingerĂŒbeng ;-)))
#fingerĂŒbung

wie kannstu im namen der #grundrechte die #denkblockaden so installieren, dass es zu einer selbstgewÀhlten moralischen pflicht wird, sich impfen zu lassen?

prof. dr. #MarkusZimmermann @unifr zu dekonstruieren ist vermutlich relativ einfach.
wenn aber eine junge pr-frau - welche in einer werbeagentur fĂŒr das @BAG_OFSP_UFSP arbeitet - von @SommMarkus unterstĂŒtzt wird ists komplizierterđŸ€Ș

komm @MNebelspalter @DieOstschweiz zeig mal, wie das gehen könnte ;-)))

ethik fĂŒr dummies | #philosophie fĂŒr gymnasiasten (so?)
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"Es ist erst 20 Jahre her, dass die Fachhochschulreform ins Rollen kam. Angesichts dessen, darf die Entwicklung fĂŒr die Ausbildung in der Sozialen Arbeit als bemerkenswert bezeichnet werden."

sozialinfo.ch/fachwissen/soz

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