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DOLPHIN TRAINER
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An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. “You’re gonna pay $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”
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An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. “You’re gonna pay $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”
“Oh my” says the old man, "I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do."
"Dolphins?" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers,
"Dolphins?" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers,
the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a bloody pulp".
"So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a bloody pulp".
Some Major Unresolved Crimes at the National Defence Academy...
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1. Who stole Prof. Bhavnani’s car for a ride to Poona, when 32nd Course was in 6th Term in Jan 1967. This led to three months of collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
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1. Who stole Prof. Bhavnani’s car for a ride to Poona, when 32nd Course was in 6th Term in Jan 1967. This led to three months of collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
2. Who squeezed Mrs Indira Gandhi’s bum in 1969 in front of the Cadets' Mess leading to 3 months of collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
3. Who poked his finger into Soviet Marshal Zhukov’s ass in front of the Cadets' Mess in 1968? This led to three months of
3. Who poked his finger into Soviet Marshal Zhukov’s ass in front of the Cadets' Mess in 1968? This led to three months of
collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
4. Who pinched Asha Parekh's bum and had the whole Academy front-rolling from the Habibullah Auditorium to the Cadets' Mess and back, till 1 AM?
5. Who placed a pith-hat over the lightning conductor atop Sudan Block? That
4. Who pinched Asha Parekh's bum and had the whole Academy front-rolling from the Habibullah Auditorium to the Cadets' Mess and back, till 1 AM?
5. Who placed a pith-hat over the lightning conductor atop Sudan Block? That
Tales from NDA Khadakwasla...
A Case of Missed Opportunity – SKS Versus SKS
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I was in second term of NDA. Our Geography Class teacher used to be Ms SK Singh. She was an excellent Geography teacher but had a negative
A Case of Missed Opportunity – SKS Versus SKS
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I was in second term of NDA. Our Geography Class teacher used to be Ms SK Singh. She was an excellent Geography teacher but had a negative
approach towards the Cadets. She always considered that cadets are shammers, liars, not sincere etc.
Ms SK Singh would always insist that Cadets bring their geography book in the classroom. Cadets often would not carry the book as it used to be slightly heavier and they would
Ms SK Singh would always insist that Cadets bring their geography book in the classroom. Cadets often would not carry the book as it used to be slightly heavier and they would
find difficult to run with the book in their satchel from Science Block (where our Geography Classroom was located) to Squadron buildings, especially in the morning time when the time was at premium and hogging breakfast like gluttons was the topmost priority.
