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#Drumpf was having tea with the queen in Buckingham palace. As usual, Trump was being a blowhard and bragging about himself, especially his intelligence. #snort The queen smiled and called Boris Johnson into the room. The queen called for Boris Johnson to join them.
A few minutes later Boris walked in. The queen asked him, "Your mother has a child that isn't your brothers or your sisters. Who is this?". Boris thought for a moment and said, "That's a simple question, your highness. It's me!" #Drumpf applauded.
After #Drumpf returned to the US, he asked Mike #Pence, "Your mother has a child that isn't your brothers or your sisters. Who is this?" Pence scratched his head for a good 10 minutes before he gave up.
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If your Doctor spoke like #Drumpf

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona —nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona except beer until a few weeks ago.
But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test.
We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.
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When #PresidentBoneSpurs was still occupying the White House the AMA American Medical Association weighed in on his #Coronavirus strategy.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a bad gut feeling about it, the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve and the obstetricians were certain #Drumpf was laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the ideas shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body, pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” and psychiatrists thought the whole thing was madness.
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With the resurgence of scum like the Proud Boys et al I'm going to post #photos of the unAmerican extremists who support @realDonaldTrump and this #IllegitimateRegime. The world needs to know the company his "#Christian" & other supporters keep. All credit to @petersonpixs/@NYMag
And after seeing these images, I want ONE notable #Christian preacher to explain to me & the rest of the world how/why s/he can support #Drumpf, whose message, history & lifestyle is antithetical to all that Jesus preached.
But not one will step forward b/c there IS no defense.
Loyal White Knights of the KKK
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I'm going to tweet photos of some of the people who support @realDonaldTrump and the rest of this #IllegitimateRegime. Just to let the world know the company his oh-so-Christian and other supporters keep.
Be afraid. Then #FightBack
All credit to photographer @petersonpixs/@NYMag
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO EMBRACE #Drumpf & his message of #hatred, #WhiteSupremacy, #intolerance, #racism, #bigotry, #xenophobia, #misogyny etc.
And after seeing these images, I want ONE notable #Christian preacher to explain to me & the rest of the world how/why s/he can support #Drumpf, whose message, history & lifestyle is antithetical to all that Jesus preached.
But not one will step forward b/c there IS no defense.
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I am going to tweet photos of some of the people who support @realDonaldTrump and the rest of this #IllegitimateRegime. Just to let the world know the company his oh-so-Christian and other supporters keep. All credit to photographer @petersonpixs
and @NYMag
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO EMBRACE #Drumpf & his message of #hatred, #WhiteSupremacy, #intolerance, #racism, #bigotry, #xenophobia, #misogyny etc.
And after seeing these images, I want ONE notable #Christian preacher to explain to me & the rest of the world how/why s/he can support #Drumpf, whose message, history & lifestyle is antithetical to all that Jesus preached.
But not one will step forward b/c there IS no defense.
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Let me remind you, @realDonaldTrump, of your horrific record of #racism. You wanted to reinstate the #DeathPenalty for the #CentralParkFive. In 2016, you claimed they were still guilty, despite exonerating DNA evidence.
1. 1973: Trump refused to rent to black tenants; lied to blacks about vacancies
2. Black workers ordered off the floor when he visited Trump's Castle
3. 1988: Said countries "like Japan" were hurting the economic dignity of the US. Wonder who the hell wrote THAT for him?
4. 1969: After the Central Park 5 were accused of raping a NYC jogger he took out ad in local papers: "BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY. BRING BACK OUR POLICE!" After the convictions were overturned, NYC paid a $41M settlement.
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Doesnt sound like IC thinks its a witch hunt. Will u acknowledge #Russia is STILL trying to disrupt our society? #IntelligenceCommittee hearing former IO said Russia was lingering abt USA n areas where they werent normally supposed 2b n '17 & arnd undergrnd fiber optic cables 1/
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews 2/this led IOs to conclude that #Kremlin was quietly waging effort to map USA's telecommunications infrastructure perhaps preparing for an opportunity to disrupt it. #russia escalating #spygames report from June 2017 n @politico went unnoticed at the time @AriMelber
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @politico @AriMelber 3/then n '18 YOUR admin accused #russia of engineering a series of cyberattacks targeting US & EU nuclear powr plnts & electrical sys. @nytimes did a story "Cyberattacks put Russian fingers on switch at power plants, US says" March 15, 2018 @nicoleperlroth @SangerNYT #Maddow
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