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#DonaldTrumpBelieves that after the "bitter winter at Valley Forge," General Washington out-maneuvered the British when he "took over the airports."
Donald Trump Failed 4th-Grade #History (thread)
Donald Trump Failed 4th-Grade #History (thread)
#DonaldTrumpBelieves that 16 years after his death, #AndrewJackson was "really angry" about the Civil War and said, "There's no reason for this."
(Anyone else think the addition of a direct quotation should make this the "Trump Failed 4th Grade History" Grand Prize winner?)
(Anyone else think the addition of a direct quotation should make this the "Trump Failed 4th Grade History" Grand Prize winner?)
#DonaldTrumpBelieves the 1918 flu pandemic"probably ended 2nd World War, all the soldiers were sick."
For once, I wish he were right. "Everybody got sick & went home" is better than "In 1945, the US used 2 nuclear bombs against civilians and kicked off the Arms Race."
For once, I wish he were right. "Everybody got sick & went home" is better than "In 1945, the US used 2 nuclear bombs against civilians and kicked off the Arms Race."
#DonaldTrumpBelieves that
He alone can say what’s true
That everybody loves him
And there’s nothing he can’t do
He think we’re all in awe because
He does his job so well
He thinks he’ll be on Rushmore but
There’s not a chance in Hell
He alone can say what’s true
That everybody loves him
And there’s nothing he can’t do
He think we’re all in awe because
He does his job so well
He thinks he’ll be on Rushmore but
There’s not a chance in Hell
#DonaldTrumpBelieves in
What they say on Fox & Friends
He really thinks the flattery
And praise will never end
As long as he has cable news
To stimulate his vanity
He’ll never have to think about
The problems of humanity
What they say on Fox & Friends
He really thinks the flattery
And praise will never end
As long as he has cable news
To stimulate his vanity
He’ll never have to think about
The problems of humanity
#DonaldTrumpBelieves that
COVID-19’s just a hoax
He always blamed the Democrats
And made a lot of jokes
And thanks to his propensity
To disregard the evidence
We have 200 thousand dead Because of Donald’s negligence
COVID-19’s just a hoax
He always blamed the Democrats
And made a lot of jokes
And thanks to his propensity
To disregard the evidence
We have 200 thousand dead Because of Donald’s negligence
