Discover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #CancunCruz

Most recents (10)

Talking about bailing on Trump

We know now, that yes, Trump ends in prison (for life). It is now only a matter of time

Can a politically viable Republican stand THEN in support of Trump, who tried to end US Democracy? Obviously not

So they ALL have to turn on Trump

All of 'em Image
I do not mean people outside of DC, like say Chris Christie or Nikki Haley. It is easy for them to dump Trump

I mean elected Republicans in DC. Senators & Members of House. Look at THEM, as they ALL have to dump Trump. When does that start.. Image
And I do not mean those who have been brave about Jan 6th, like the 7 Republican Senators like Romney, who voted to convict Trump in his second Impeachment (which was about Jan 6th)

I mean those who SIDED with Trump. They will all have to turn against Trump :-) Image
Read 5 tweets
As we await the Thursday hearings for Jan 6th, let me remind you about this swamp creature

Speaker Pelosi offered Mitch McTurtle a bicameral bipartisan Jan 6th committee for both Senate & House members. With equal power incl subpoena power

Imagine that circus just for a moment Image
If you remember Hillary Clinton's Benghazi marathon hearings (11 hours).. If you remember the Kavanaugh beer party hearings..

If Senators like #CancunCruz and #LeningradLindsey were given the chance, they would have wrecked these hearings utterly into a nightmare of whining Image
But consider subpoena power. The deal Speaker Pelosi offered #MoscowMitch McTurtle would have given Mitch equal power. The Republicans could have called Hunter Biden to testify and every other session would be badgering of President Biden's son on TV

Mitch refused this deal Image
Read 4 tweets
Mitch Blunder Thread 1/

Let's do a quick Thread about the second biggest political blunder in US history

#MoscowMitch McTurtle was given a chance to make the January 6th hearings END by last Christmas, yes end of year 2021. And have half of the seats by Republicans incl Senate
Mitch Blunder Thread 2/

Can you imagine what kind of circus the Jan 6th hearings would've been if we'd have to listen to the whine of Repulsican Senators like Ted Cruz #CancunCruz & #LeningradLindsey Graham?

Speaker Pelosi OFFERED THIS DEAL to Mitch McConnell. He turned it down
Mitch Blunder Thread 3/

When #MoscowMitch (use that term, he hates it) McTurtle was offered this bipartisan, bicameral deal by Speaker Pelosi, where GOP would have had EQUAL power, Mitch personally lobbied AGAINST the deal

So now we have Pelosi's bipartisan House cttee instead
Read 5 tweets
Ted Cruz 2028 Thread 1/

Let's do Rafael, shall we? #CancunCruz

Why do I say Ted Cruz is the CLEAR front-runner for the first GOP nomination race after Trump (I assume Trump runs in 2024 of course, so I mean in 2028)

Do not think about this RATIONALLY like a Democrat
Think Maga
Ted Cruz Thread 2/

Ted Cruz is the most hated politician in America

All Democrats hate Ted Cruz
All Independents hate Ted Cruz
All former Republicans who left the party hate Ted Cruz
All remaining RINO Republicans hate Ted Cruz
All Maganutter Republicans hate Ted Cruz

but wait
Cruz Thread 3/

Ted Cruz is hated by everybody

All Republicans hate him
His wife hates him
His kids hate him
His dog hates him
His mom hates him
His dad ran away to go kill JFK, just to get away from Ted

That Thing infesting his face? Hates him

Even Ted Cruz hates Ted Cruz
Read 18 tweets
Introducing Winter Olympics Curling Team USA:

Captained by Donald Trump's own Pet Poodle Sen Lindsey Graham, on loan from Russia, America's master of the lip curl

#LeningradLindsey Image
At Lead Brush:

Tucker Tuckums Carlson

Who after the Matt Gaetz interview, is utterly fuckered Image
On Right Brush

Eric 'Trump' the son of Gary Busey Image
Read 6 tweets
Did you notice Ted Cruz is making his voice raspier and more “manlier” as opposed to his regular voice? Plus the mullet and beard... you do know it is part of his image branding plan for 2024.
.#CancunCruz struggling to maintain the deep voice his practices every night for public speeches as a part of his entire planned mage makeover to win party nomination. Eventually his natural weasel sounds by voice wins. Listen
I can’t believe the fact that someone fucks this guy.
Read 4 tweets
Ted Cruz flew to CancĂşn while the people he supposedly represents suffer and die from cold due to continued, systemic Republican incompetence. No signs of Heidi, though. She must be busy managing the fallout in her Texas energy portfolio for Goldman Sachs.

@tedcruz @SenTedCruz Ted Cruz flew to CancĂşn whi...
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

@tedcruz @SenTedCruz is just another Republican proving Orwell right. Orwell was meant as a warning, not as a GOP play book. “All animals are equal, but...
Sure #CancunCruz @tedcruz left for vacay while Texans die and millions suffer in unbearable cold due to Republican incompetence, but let us remember that before he asked President Biden for disaster relief, he and fellow Senator @JohnCornyn voted against Hurricane Sandy relief. Sure #CancunCruz @tedcruz l...
Read 4 tweets
Barbs fly at @TedCruz for heading to #Cancun as millions in Texas freeze without power

Still no explanation, confirmation or denial from Cruz or his office.

dallasnews.com/news/politics/…
.@TedCruz appears to have a ticket for the Thursday afternoon flight home – cutting the #Cancun vacation far too short for a sunburn, yet certainly long enough to get blistered.
#FlyingTed #CancunCruz #texaswinterstorm #TexasFreeze

dallasnews.com/news/politics/…
Just in from @TedCruz: “With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends. Wanting to be a good dad, I flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon."
#CancunCruz #CruzToCancun #Cancun

dallasnews.com/news/politics/…
Read 7 tweets
For every time we tweet about #CancunCruz today, let’s also donate to the efforts to take care of the Texans he’s neglecting. I’ll add some options below.
Read 7 tweets
Playa del Bad Ideas.
Is the hashtag #TedFled or #CancunCruz?
#FlyingTed and #TedCruise and #FledCruz also v good
Read 3 tweets

Related hashtags

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!