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வெட்டியா இருக்குமே ஏதாச்சும் புதுசா செய்யலாம் என்று நினைத்து நேற்று #AWSSummit போனேன் 😳😳😳 ஒவ்வொரு விஷயமும் பிரமிக்கும் அளவுக்கு இருந்தது. குறிப்பா எனக்கு மிகவும் பிடித்தது #serverlesscoffee
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இந்த கவுண்டரில் server இல்லாமல் காபி கடையில் எப்படி ஆர்டர் செய்யலாம் என்று டெமோ போல வைத்திருந்தனர். அந்த qr code scan செய்தால் நம்ப தொலைபேசி எண் கேட்டாங்க. அதன் மூலம் otp மூலம் உள்ளே செல்ல அனுமதி கிடைத்தது. அங்கு நமக்கு என்ன காப்பி வேணுமோ அதை தேர்வு செய்யலாம்
அதற்கு பின் நம்ப ஆர்டர் இந்த டிஸ்ப்ளே இல் update ஆகிறது.
If I want to learn from someone who really understands how clouds work, who should I listen to?
That's right; @united Airlines. Ethan Rucinski (in association with @awscloud's Ravi Palakodeti) presents "How to reuse patterns when developing infrastructure as code."
That's right; @united Airlines. Ethan Rucinski (in association with @awscloud's Ravi Palakodeti) presents "How to reuse patterns when developing infrastructure as code."
(This is a fascinating partnership; AWS *wants* to kill me, and United has the most opportunities to actually do so.)
This is one of those "silent disco" types of talks. It's unnerving to give talks like this. Remember that if you're tempted to dunk on a presenter who's giving one. Honestly, you shouldn't really be dunking on presenters themselves anyway, but I digress.
And we're here for @Francessca_V's keynote at the #awssummit Chicago. Good morning, @awscloud friends. Let's get to it.
Francessca begins with an apology for how many of these changes I've had to keep up with over the past year.
Francessca begins with an apology for how many of these changes I've had to keep up with over the past year.
I took a wrong turn getting here initially and apparently I'm a chemist now.
Time to begin aggressively shitposting about precipitates!
Time to begin aggressively shitposting about precipitates!
"Don't let the past define your future," aka "sorry about that surprise SageMaker Canvas bill, please keep using it."
Step 1: spam the living crap out of everyone on LinkedIn
I too have problems hiring due to running into population limits of certain towns.
There are a LOT of people at the #AWSSummit watching this talk. If she doesn’t drop her email at the end with a “reach out if you’re looking to make a change” call to action then it’s a massive missed opportunity to hire.
Hello from the Los Angeles #awssummit of Anaheim; it's livetweeting time.
In the summit app, the @awscloud billing services once again get snubbed. Sad!
And we're starting with an Intel processor video. Surely there will be nothing @awscloud says later in this presentation that could possibly imply that Intel processors were anything other than the absolute best option for all of your workloads.
Hello, New York. I'm here in person at the #awssummit, and this is my keynote livetweet thread.
Thanks for joining me. We'll get started in a few minutes.
Thanks for joining me. We'll get started in a few minutes.
The usual sponsor scroll slides are up. I hope to one day be sponsored to the point where these companies all slap their logos on me until I'm decked out like a race car.
On this Friday afternoon I have something to show you folks regarding my "Last Tweet in AWS" threading Twitter client.
Of course this is a thread, and of course I'm using the client to do it.
Of course this is a thread, and of course I'm using the client to do it.
Last week I went to @Monitorama and attempted to livetweet while also providing alt-text for images. It was frankly a disaster; talks move way too fast for me to be able to competently do that–but I also wasn't willing to pull a "eh, that's hard, screw accessibility."
Note the new checkbox at the bottom of the image. That's right, by default it will auto-populate on image upload with alt-text powered by Machine Learning®.
Specifically, @Azure's Computer Vision API. It's the best of the ones I've sampled so far.
Specifically, @Azure's Computer Vision API. It's the best of the ones I've sampled so far.
Combat fraud without sacrificing customer experience by @hai2vasu @volkancivelekkk
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Hello, and welcome to Day 2 of the #AWSSummit in San Francisco. @SwamiSivasubram's keynote starts in a few minutes, and I'm trying something a bit different for today's livetweet thread....
I'm here today *strictly* as a customer. Through a careful strategy of "declining meeting invitations" and "outright ignoring people," I know absolutely nothing about what's in store for us today.
I'm not even allowed to sit in the press/analyst session!
I'm not even allowed to sit in the press/analyst session!
The building is nowhere near capacity, which given... well, everything, makes sense. I exercised good judgement and left my "AMI HAS THREE SYLLABLES" protest sign at home.
It feels like that's not the cultural mood at this moment.
It feels like that's not the cultural mood at this moment.
You learn a lot about people by their video backgrounds.
Matt joins us from his therapist's couch, while @ajassy's background teaches us about a third hobby of his! #awssummit
Matt joins us from his therapist's couch, while @ajassy's background teaches us about a third hobby of his! #awssummit
He famously likes "sports" and "buffalo wings," but those are generic, bland descriptors that are just... undifferentiated. #awssummit
You can learn a lot by someone's home. Here, @werner speaks to us from the Ethereal Void of Thought Leadership, as he is too pure to spend time in our world for extended periods.
It's a bit gauche of @werner to brag how much time he spent watching Netflix.
Okay.
There are a lot of "Ask the @awscloud expert" options at the #AWSsummit today.
In this thread, it's "ask the @awscloud incompetent" instead.
Hit me with your cloud questions, and I will answer them poorly.
There are a lot of "Ask the @awscloud expert" options at the #AWSsummit today.
In this thread, it's "ask the @awscloud incompetent" instead.
Hit me with your cloud questions, and I will answer them poorly.
You secure Kubernetes by running it on AWS. Since EKS supports Fargate, there's no infrastructure for you to manage, and thus absolutely nothing left for you to secure. Your days are free and easy unless you're in infosec; in that case you're starving to death instead.
You should only use Lambda when AWS has overshot its revenue goal for the quarter. Otherwise, it's EC2 all the way, and don't skimp on the instance sizing.
And the #AWSsummit keynote starts with the usual video and soundtrack. I'm offering a bounty for the audio track. DMs are open.
And @werner Vogels, husband to renowned bassoonist Annet Vogels takes the stage.
He is also Amazon's CTO. #AWSsummit
He is also Amazon's CTO. #AWSsummit
And protestors disrupt the business update. I think they work for a competitor. Get some class, Oracle. #AWSsummit
This sure is a lot of words to say “the @awscloud marketplace let you work around large companies’ horrifying procurement processes.” #AWSSummit
“@awscloud doesn’t understand enterprise? My ass it doesn’t—look at how many words we shoved into this Enterprise Grade PowerPoint slide!”
“Here’s a bunch of companies where at least one junior engineer picked the wrong freaking AMI without realizing it.”
And @jrhunt takes the stage. Super nice person, incredibly gifted technologist, and very personable blog post author. A thread! I've been wanting to livetweet him for a long time. The time is meow! #AWSSummit.
"Follow me on Twitter if you want crappy takes. Python is my favorite language. The one thing I refuse to use is Javascript." I want to die on this hill too! #AWSSummit
"I surveyed the audience and it seems you want demos rather than slides. So! Breakneck slide time, then demos. #AWSSummit
And now an @awscloud panel on diversity and inclusion in tech. It's not full of white dudes! This is like watching a unicorn set a DeepRacer track record! #AWSSummit
Observation: every person on this panel spends a few solid minutes establishing their credentials.
They shouldn't have to, and that's the world in which we live.
#AWSSummit
They shouldn't have to, and that's the world in which we live.
#AWSSummit
The panel moderator stops the conversation for 20 seconds to let people in the back find seats. Inclusion in action! #AWSSummit
"At @awscloud we drink our own champagne" says @sandy_carter. Cool. Here at the Duckbill Group we milk our own platypus. #AWSSummit A thread:
We eat our own dog food. #AWSSummit
We soften our own fabric. #AWSSummit
At the #AWSSummit keynote once again. I feel like I've played this song before, but here we go. Good morning, Atlanta!
Paul Soligon takes the stage! Mentions 5500 attendees. Mentions @Equifax, @ChickfilA, and other wonderful companies that nobody could possibly object to. #AWSSummit
It wouldn't be an #awssummit if it didn't have a slide with a truly sarcastic number of customer logos.
Only 10000+ customers using #sagemaker - I would have expected a minimum of 10,001+ #AWSSummit
